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[–] 18003676? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Even with a chute, you fall at some slightly crazy speed. I have 18ft/sec in my head for some reason, though could be wrong.

Say goodbye to your knees if you're a lardarse.

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[–] omwtohuman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

my smallfat grandpa went skydiving a few decades ago, didn’t land right (dont know how exactly but it had something to do with his knees), and broke his lower back. all i’m surprised at is that he didn’t gain even more weight when he was incapacitated from his injury.

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[–] Krek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fact that they need to specify how much of a total charge will be applied for every 10lb interval means that people have probably been calling in asking. Really shows the average intelligence of these behemoths.

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[–] budluv 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The first time you skydive you have to do it connected to an instructor. The extra money is a discomfort tax for having to be strapped to a smelly lard.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, dipshit, this is an actual safety issue. Some things are more important than your stupid whiny fee-fees.

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[–] coffee_for-breakfast ago 

By all means piggy, if you disagree with the weight limit go skydiving anyway :)