Fat people never were good with the laws of physics. They never grasped CICO so they won't grasp the required size of a parachute that could handle them safely.
The first time you skydive you have to do it connected to an instructor. The extra money is a discomfort tax for having to be strapped to a smelly lard.
The fact that they need to specify how much of a total charge will be applied for every 10lb interval means that people have probably been calling in asking. Really shows the average intelligence of these behemoths.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people never were good with the laws of physics. They never grasped CICO so they won't grasp the required size of a parachute that could handle them safely.