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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is fucking awesome. Every business should surcharge like this just to punish fatfucks. Especially restaurants.

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[–] 18003676? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Even with a chute, you fall at some slightly crazy speed. I have 18ft/sec in my head for some reason, though could be wrong.

Say goodbye to your knees if you're a lardarse.

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[–] omwtohuman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

my smallfat grandpa went skydiving a few decades ago, didn’t land right (dont know how exactly but it had something to do with his knees), and broke his lower back. all i’m surprised at is that he didn’t gain even more weight when he was incapacitated from his injury.

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[–] eldorann 1 point 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Let the fatties hit the ground,

Let the fatties hit the ground,

Let the fatties hit the ground,

Now what's the problem here?

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[–] MeanMexican 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They probably want to avoid law suits, and it cost more to bring them up to altitude, skydiving planes are not usually very heavy so it costs more to carry the extra weight

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[–] Gayzmcgee 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"....GROOOUUUUUNNNDDDAAHHHH.....

LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,

LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,

LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,

GRRRRRRRAAHH!!!"

(to the tune of https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0)

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[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This song was playing during my workout today. Thought of this comment lol.

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[–] 18003624? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The mess. You wanna clean it up?

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That was my initial response.

But we live in litigious times.

If it were up to me I would encourage them to jump out of planes anytime they choose. I'd say skip the harness if that's what they wish. . And the heck with rules and weight limits. Let them do intuitive diving. And don't embarrass them about weight. Or participate in any sort of training. Let them lay about the the lounge and eat Cheetos while the able bodied receive safety tips. After doing everything to cater to them the only rule would be that they must jump, or be pushed from the plane

Oh, and my company would be called, DDD.

Deathfat Diving Disposal

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[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What a beautiful visual!

We just have to make sure to drop them in the desert. Or the ocean. Anywhere that humans will not be potential victims when they crash.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Desert = they crater and kick up a sand/dust storm that chokes half a continent to death.

Ocean = the resulting tsunami makes Fukushima look tame.

Just leave them in the middle of nowhere. They'll either become human and make it out, or their massive carcass will sustain the ecosystem for decades to come.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We just don't want them hitting the earth at all. Possible extinction level event.

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[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Fatty fb friend was bitching about a very reasonable and understandable rule that there is a weight limit for skydiving. Apparently this ruined her birthday.

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It ruined her birthday? I'd bet my last dollar it didn't ruin her appetite.

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[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fatty was lucky to make it to its birthday.