[–] GutterTrash 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
First they hated the word "Normal body" type, then they hated "skinny," and now they hate "reasonably proportioned." We should cut to the chase and redefine slender body type as "NOT an unfuckable lard ass"
[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Fatty fb friend was bitching about a very reasonable and understandable rule that there is a weight limit for skydiving. Apparently this ruined her birthday.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It ruined her birthday? I'd bet my last dollar it didn't ruin her appetite.
[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Fatty was lucky to make it to its birthday.
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They probably want to avoid law suits, and it cost more to bring them up to altitude, skydiving planes are not usually very heavy so it costs more to carry the extra weight
[–] Gayzmcgee 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"....GROOOUUUUUNNNDDDAAHHHH.....
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
GRRRRRRRAAHH!!!"
(to the tune of https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0)
[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This song was playing during my workout today. Thought of this comment lol.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
That was my initial response.
But we live in litigious times.
If it were up to me I would encourage them to jump out of planes anytime they choose. I'd say skip the harness if that's what they wish. . And the heck with rules and weight limits. Let them do intuitive diving. And don't embarrass them about weight. Or participate in any sort of training. Let them lay about the the lounge and eat Cheetos while the able bodied receive safety tips. After doing everything to cater to them the only rule would be that they must jump, or be pushed from the plane
Oh, and my company would be called, DDD.
Deathfat Diving Disposal
[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Rename this sub for a day to
Unreasonably Proportioned People Hate
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is fucking awesome. Every business should surcharge like this just to punish fatfucks. Especially restaurants.