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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is fucking awesome. Every business should surcharge like this just to punish fatfucks. Especially restaurants.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

First they hated the word "Normal body" type, then they hated "skinny," and now they hate "reasonably proportioned." We should cut to the chase and redefine slender body type as "NOT an unfuckable lard ass"

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[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Fatty fb friend was bitching about a very reasonable and understandable rule that there is a weight limit for skydiving. Apparently this ruined her birthday.

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It ruined her birthday? I'd bet my last dollar it didn't ruin her appetite.

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[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fatty was lucky to make it to its birthday.

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[–] eldorann 1 point 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Let the fatties hit the ground,

Let the fatties hit the ground,

Let the fatties hit the ground,

Now what's the problem here?

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[–] MeanMexican 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They probably want to avoid law suits, and it cost more to bring them up to altitude, skydiving planes are not usually very heavy so it costs more to carry the extra weight

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[–] 18003624? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The mess. You wanna clean it up?

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[–] Gayzmcgee 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"....GROOOUUUUUNNNDDDAAHHHH.....

LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,

LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,

LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,

GRRRRRRRAAHH!!!"

(to the tune of https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0)

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[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This song was playing during my workout today. Thought of this comment lol.

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That was my initial response.

But we live in litigious times.

If it were up to me I would encourage them to jump out of planes anytime they choose. I'd say skip the harness if that's what they wish. . And the heck with rules and weight limits. Let them do intuitive diving. And don't embarrass them about weight. Or participate in any sort of training. Let them lay about the the lounge and eat Cheetos while the able bodied receive safety tips. After doing everything to cater to them the only rule would be that they must jump, or be pushed from the plane

Oh, and my company would be called, DDD.

Deathfat Diving Disposal

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Rename this sub for a day to

Unreasonably Proportioned People Hate

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[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao