[–] KDs_Other_Burner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Would need a chainsaw to get out of a damp paper bag. I've stood in cow pats firmer than this jellyfish.
[–] capnflummox 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's a Jewel-Osco store btw, in case no one has pointed it out.
[–] Eleutheria 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Why is that fruit in the vegetable aisle?
[–] FridayJones 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
He belongs in the cereal aisle with the rest of the flakes and the other milquetoast.