"Pssst .... hey why so sad ??...."
"Come over here lemme fix that for ya ...."
"That's it, right there, just sit up a bit, yup mouth wide open...." "Pissssssssssssssssss pissssst pissst pist pist pis ps ahhhhhhhhhh ..."
"There ya go buddy. You look much better now....and um sorry bout the carpet."