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[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago 

I believe you! That's one hell of a rear end.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In Texas, outside of intense fitness-oriented activities, this is what the average female over the age of about 25 looks like.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago 

These fat fucks are half my age, they're a fucking disgrace. They are the reason I cannot find clothes to fit me anymore. I frequently have to buy stuff in the kids department (age 13 works well for me size wise and i'm just normal sized)

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I weep for the future. The only place I get to see more than a few humans at a time is at the gym.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The plastic bag looks like the kind hospitals give you to carry your belongings when discharged, which would be totally predictable.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's the body of 90% of my cow-workers...

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[–] fuckthisshitimout ago  (edited ago)

Bet your workplace smells REALL good. I assume you’re used to the smells? I don’t think I’d ever get used to it.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They wear about 4 gallons of perfume (each) every day, so I don't have to smell body odor, at least. I know what the White Diamonds is covering up, though...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What is that tattoo? It almost looks like a clothing tag.

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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Looks like the TARDIS. Dr Who thing.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was wondering the same. Maybe a door? Because a door would fit to scale

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[–] 17781013? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yo momma's ass is so big and fat that every time she goes outside, people shout, "Hey! Look at that big, fat ass!"

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yo momma's ass is so big and fat that she had a three-way and the two guys never met!

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[–] DancingCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yo momma's so fat Obi Wan said that's no moon... THATS YO MOMMA!