[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In Texas, outside of intense fitness-oriented activities, this is what the average female over the age of about 25 looks like.
These fat fucks are half my age, they're a fucking disgrace. They are the reason I cannot find clothes to fit me anymore. I frequently have to buy stuff in the kids department (age 13 works well for me size wise and i'm just normal sized)
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The plastic bag looks like the kind hospitals give you to carry your belongings when discharged, which would be totally predictable.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What is that tattoo? It almost looks like a clothing tag.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was wondering the same. Maybe a door? Because a door would fit to scale
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Looks like the TARDIS. Dr Who thing.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's the body of 90% of my cow-workers...
[–] fuckthisshitimout ago (edited ago)
Bet your workplace smells REALL good. I assume you’re used to the smells? I don’t think I’d ever get used to it.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They wear about 4 gallons of perfume (each) every day, so I don't have to smell body odor, at least. I know what the White Diamonds is covering up, though...
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yo momma's ass is so big and fat that she had a three-way and the two guys never met!
[–] DancingCat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yo momma's so fat Obi Wan said that's no moon... THATS YO MOMMA!
[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago
I believe you! That's one hell of a rear end.