Good pic. Most reliable and inexpensive firearms for nearly completely silent firing would be the Ruger 10/22 and Ruger Mark IV 22/45. Of course you’ll need to either buy or make a suppressor and use subsonic ammunition (or reduce amount of powder yourself). They’re really nice because then you don’t need to wear ear muffs or ear plugs anymore.
Subsonic won't cycle semi auto (issues with my victory and 10/22). Much more noise control with bolt action at least for a rifle and no cycling problems. Of course you still need to know what range you have with them considering their much lower velocity and energy for whatever barrel length you have.
[–] 17673508? ago
Nofuns here, guess we'd have to go with a crossbow or some Joerg "The Cuck" Sprave shit anyways
[–] 17673515? ago
Potato canons launching flaming tennis balls?
[–] 17674460? ago
Nah more like this
[–] 17674511? ago
A flaming tennis ball won't do fucking anything.
I volunteer for someone to use a potato cannon to shoot a flaming tennis ball at me.
The flames will probably go out while it's flying mid air, the tennis ball at best will welt me, and if it is coated with some kind of really flammable substance then I guess I'll just have a few more extra burn wounds to the pile.
[–] 17674508? ago
Crossbows aren't good for a high kill count but for assassination they should be perfect. There's crossbows designed to take down elephants that would be overkill on a human. They are used by special forces soldiers.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Crossbow+special+forces&t=ffsb&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guysgab.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F11%2FTime-Warriors-Crossbow.jpg
[–] 17674513? ago
Would love to see Zuckercucks neck ripped open by a broadhead.