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[–] 17480071? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is an extremely insane and honestly kind of gross idea. However considering all hes done and if i were in his situation i would anything to be able to have children. lets figure something out

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[–] 17480066? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lobby for home detention on humanitarian grounds.

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[–] 17480058? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When he is allowed visitors a Kiwi Anon has to smuggle out a pre-prepared package of his sperm and then take it to a sperm bank and donate it there. Do that once every month and in 20 years from now, there will be an army of Brentons walking around on this earth, trigger fingers itching. It's only the right thing to do.

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[–] 17480062? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

8/pol/ is a Shia board now, lol

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[–] 17480057? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Affordable Collection Kit:

https:// www.amazon.com/Canine-Breeding-Innovations-Artificial-Insemination/dp/B00UR6UVYC/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=semen+collection+kit&qid=1552976089&s=gateway&sr=8-8

Apparently sperm can survive at room temp for some time:

https:// www.fertstert.org/article/S0015-0282(03)01468-7/abstract

Sending mail instructions here. Semen collection equipment not outlawed and we might get it through and out before they catch on.

https:// www.corrections.govt.nz/working_with_offenders/prison_sentences/staying_connected_with_friends_and_family/mail.html

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[–] 17480055? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

the women should be warriors too

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[–] 17480054? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fly in empty vials by drone, pick up cum-filled vials by drone

beaners have been doing drone transport to/from prisons for years now

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[–] 17630693? ago 

this is kinda offtopic because I'm not interested in his cum but I wonder if we could gather up a group of anons and pay him a visit once the dust has settled a little bit, we could very well say that we're his friends

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[–] 17629821? ago 

This is the most aspergers thing I've ever read

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