[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Noodle arms, check
Stupid facial expression, check
Nasty unkempt beard like pubes, check
Quirky tshirt, check
Bitch tits visible through XXXXL shirt, check
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why is he wearing pubic hair on his face?
[–] AlfredMcGuffin 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What I feel totally repulsive (apart that demented look on its face) is the John Henry Bonham nickname on its shirt. I bet it doesn't even know who was Bonham (but I bet it knows a lot of ham...) and why he was a musical genius. Bonham's nickname was Bonzo and he was the drummer of the Led Zeppelin. Take that shirt off, you filthy pig, you don't deserve to wear it.
[–] EggonBread 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think it's for the greater good of everyone with functioning eyesight for that shirt to stay on though
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't understand how any former male qho looks that bad can see that kind of cringe-y appearance in the mirror each day, and not want to eat a pistol.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh, god, I hate those fuckers.
AC: Origins had these awesome poison darts that would spread this body-rotting disease through entire fortresses if you were patient enough to wait. I used to love to dart a guy and watch the clouds of sickness spread over the whole place; it felt like the Masque of the Red Death playing out right there on my screen. Or I'd seed a road with a rotting body and watch supply convoy after supply convoy ride through the cloud, get sick themselves, and die within seconds, thus enlarging the sick cloud on the road and infecting more people. Eventually the game would stop sending convoys down that road, but by then I'd have picked up at least a hundred of each crafting item. Of course, assholes whined about it, and it was one of the first things they nerfed, to the point where a dart that would have taken out a whole camp became barely enough to kill one guy.
They're the same shitheads who are the reason AC is a fucking RPG now, too, with their whining about the old combat system and how "boring" it was because you could just counter-kill...when they're the assholes who made it boring by just standing there doing counter-kill instead of actually attacking.
Gah, sorry, I just really hate those assholes who want every game to be almost impossible, because heaven forbid other people be allowed to just enjoy the fun of running around feeling like an effortless hero in a cool story (like you said, they just want to ruin others's fun). No, it all has to be some "killer challenge" that nearly breaks your fingers. And then when you mention you find it difficult, they sneer at you to "git gud." Fuck you. Not everyone sits around all day playing games and shoving handfuls of Chee-tos down our throats, and people shouldn't need to be experts to enjoy playing.
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[–] GutterTrash 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
NeckJW
[–] 1Icemonkey ago
Maybe he’s a killer drummer?