[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Go up to roof to kill myself. Stand there in fear for nearly an hour before hearing the crowd gasp when the see me. Hear them shouting for help, for me to stop, showing genuine concern for my well-being... I remember a feeling about my fellow man I've forgotten all about... I look down teary eyed to see my colony scramble to save me. Focusing on the couch they are carrying out to, I notice they aren't even pointing at me but some other guy...
That mother fucker...
[–] thelma 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nǐ hǎo
Nǐ hǎo
Nǐ hǎo
-That's me in the vid using my recent mastery of the chinese launguage to help the guy.
Reminds me of this song:
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=_T6W_G2j6qU
"Looks like we made it"
Anyone have more info? We're two guys trying to commit suicide? Was the one dangling by accident?
[–] SumeJirke 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I swear I heard him scream "cannonball!"
[–] Cultivator 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I heard him screaming something in the back of my brain that sounded like cannon ball but I thought no way. I went back and checked, that's just too funny.