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[–] SumeJirke 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I swear I heard him scream "cannonball!"

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[–] Cultivator 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I heard him screaming something in the back of my brain that sounded like cannon ball but I thought no way. I went back and checked, that's just too funny.

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[–] Phantom42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

....

The fuck?

Double suicide, one attempted?

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Someone climbed out onto the awning thing to try to pull him back up. Instead it collapsed and they both fell.

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[–] Phantom42 ago 

Ah.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Go up to roof to kill myself. Stand there in fear for nearly an hour before hearing the crowd gasp when the see me. Hear them shouting for help, for me to stop, showing genuine concern for my well-being... I remember a feeling about my fellow man I've forgotten all about... I look down teary eyed to see my colony scramble to save me. Focusing on the couch they are carrying out to, I notice they aren't even pointing at me but some other guy...

That mother fucker...

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[–] thelma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nǐ hǎo

Nǐ hǎo

Nǐ hǎo

-That's me in the vid using my recent mastery of the chinese launguage to help the guy.

Reminds me of this song:

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=_T6W_G2j6qU

"Looks like we made it"

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[–] 17322223? [S] ago 

Zuò dào is what I would have said

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[–] thelma ago 

That's next lesson I guess.

Nǐ hǎo !

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[–] Master_Foo ago 

Well, that was a bit of a surprise twist.

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[–] AlarmClockandRadio ago 

Anyone have more info? We're two guys trying to commit suicide? Was the one dangling by accident?

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[–] J_Darnley ago 

WTF?! This is almost unplayable.

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[–] 17329219? [S] ago 

Catbox is working just fine for me