[–] Maximus_Dinduicus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Loved the one jumping from the 2nd floor. Looked EXACTLY like a monkey jumping from the trees.
[–] SchwoogNite96 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
A pair of M84 stun grenades tossed backwards out of that window would do them nicely...
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
keep a bunch of blank job applications handy in the cab then throw them at them when they start doing the whole 'chimpanzees on top of the car' thing and watch them scatter.
[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wear a navy blue shirt with either Child Support Enforcement or Sherrif Department Warrant Service emblazoned on the front and back.
[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
May as well be in Port Au Prince or Mogadishu.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Spotted a typo in your headline. Jobless should have been unemployable.
[–] NiggerVirus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What an awful job to have in that area