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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Seriously what a fat piece of shit.

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[–] SpoonerSt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

how dare you speak of lord gabe like this, i will not stand for this! im telling reddit on you and they will send the shadowban police right away! you better hide because i already have your ip address and i'm backtraceing it right now!

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[–] Bindlestiff 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

half life wasn't even that good. no idea why he gets so much love.

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[–] The_Penis_Wizard [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Title from PCMR was "GabeN is great shape! And so are the other guys."

What a fucking joke.

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

He is in great shape. If he was aiming for circular, that is.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He's just curvy. Well technically curved, circles have an infinite curve you see

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[–] Fizzywigs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hes a shape! Curvy...round....polygon...things are shapes.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What racing is this? It's got Dutch racing drivers so not NASCAR surely? But it doesn't look like Formula 1.

He's no Niki Lauda thats for sure

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looks like IMSA/Tudor (International Motorsports Association). Sports car racing. It's the group that runs things like the 24hrs of Daytona and 12hrs of Sebring, Laguna Seca and Watkins Glen along with other events internationally (Maybe even Le Mans?). The Tudor series is a group of endurance races within IMSA.

Coincidently, Nikki Lauda's son, Matias Lauda, competes in those races. Races for Aston Martin

Edit: had to confirm more of my info. I watcbed all 24hrs of Sebring and Daytona, had to check my memory.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah you're right, they've got the IMSA logo on their kit.

In other news, he looks like Gabe Newells identical twin

EDIT: Well don't I feel stupid, that is Gabe Newell

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[–] FinallyLeftReddit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Had to photograph him on the wall since there is no way he is fitting in car, suit, helmet, or five-point safety harness.

How fucking disgusting to be so fat!

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wasn't he on there not too long ago though?

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe I'm an idiot but who is this?

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[–] chawat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Gabe Newell, a man who revolutionized the gaming industry via Steam and digital distribution.

Holy shit all that money and he can't look like a normal member of society. For shame.

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[–] FPHrefugee ago 

thanks!

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[–] Mugzz 6 points 4 points (+10|-6) ago 

but... but... I still like Gabe Newell

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[–] chawat 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You can like his contributions to the world of video gaming. But look at him. He's fucking massive, and not in a good way. He's disrespecting the body that he has to live in. No amount of technical genius or money is going to help him dodge heart failure.

This is not the place to "like" him, though.

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[–] Mugzz 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

Yeah, I can't disagree with what you say. I don't think his weight is healthy, but I wish him good luck.

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[–] The_Penis_Wizard [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This isn't the place for you, then.

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[–] Gollum ago 

Banned for fat sympathy

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[–] GenevieveJenkins ago 

Hey, look who finally decided to fucking show up! It's about time.

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[–] sekelus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

who is he ?

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[–] GirlCock 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gabe Newell, leader of Valve Software which famously made Half-Life and Steam.

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[–] sekelus ago 

ok thanks .. so why the hate ? half-life and steam are 2 awesome thing

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