[–] GenotsKnots 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Nothing too special but I always check under my bed from the other side of my bedroom for murderers, clowns or other non welcome things.
[–] GenotsKnots 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's very smart, can't believe I never thought of that myself. You just saves me 2 seconds a day, so, thank you!
[–] LemonRose 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Before I go to sleep and/or whenever I come home I check every room of the house, including large closets. Not sure what I would do if I actually found an intruder, but I'd rather find one right away than have them jump out when I fall asleep. Drives me crazy when people in movies come home and are surprised by a bad guy hiding in the kitchen or closet or whatever.
[–] crumbofdust 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I lock my bedroom door in case one of my roommates leaves the door unlocked and someone comes into steal stuff. I don't own anything worth stealing.
[–] Pepe_in_the_jaro 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn I thought I was the only one that did this. My roommates always leave the door unlocked and it makes me want to fucking club them to death.
[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I will not go out my front door unless I can feel my keys in my hand.
It's actually a pretty sensible habit to always check that I've got my keys before going out the door (and I've never locked myself out in 13 years of living alone), but I think I take it to ridiculous extremes.
[–] airbreather02 ago
I have a deadbolt and no locking doorknob. That way you can not lock yourself out since you have to lock your front door. I have locked myself out in the past because of this.
[–] DrunkenHuntsman 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Sometimes I think absolutely terrible things like, "You know, Hitler had some good ideas" and look at people's reactions to see if anyone is reading my mind
[–] EarnHerpesAskMeHow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Every night before bed I make sure the garage doors are down, the door from the garage to the house is locked and dead-bolted, the front doors are locked and dead-bolted and the patio doors are locked (including the inside screen doors). Twice.
We live in a low-crime city in an even lower-crime neighborhood.
[–] Pepe_in_the_jaro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You don't even put a 2x4 across the door? Filthy casual. /s
[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I sleep with a Swiss knife, a small flashlight, my phone and a small religious figurine arranged neatly next to my pillow. Same order everyday. This is in case someone ever breaks and enters my house. I will stab them with my swiss knife, while flashing light in their eyes and then call for help as they writhe in pain. I keep the small figurine in case there is a demonic attack. You know, it happens.
[–] J-Dawg 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) ago
I like that setup of yours. I might just do that myself. (Also inb4 "religion is for idiots".)
[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do it. I sleep with the knife portion of my swiss knife out. In case someone does enter I don't want to waste time fumbling around with that thing. Locked and loaded. Few times I have come dangerously close to poking my own eye out while sleeping. But nothing too big.
[–] master_voater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
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[–] pangeapedestrian ago
i expected so much less. thank you.