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[–] DrunkenHuntsman 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Sometimes I think absolutely terrible things like, "You know, Hitler had some good ideas" and look at people's reactions to see if anyone is reading my mind

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[–] SumDood ago 

I'm sorry but... LOL

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[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I sleep with a Swiss knife, a small flashlight, my phone and a small religious figurine arranged neatly next to my pillow. Same order everyday. This is in case someone ever breaks and enters my house. I will stab them with my swiss knife, while flashing light in their eyes and then call for help as they writhe in pain. I keep the small figurine in case there is a demonic attack. You know, it happens.

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[–] J-Dawg 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

I like that setup of yours. I might just do that myself. (Also inb4 "religion is for idiots".)

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[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Do it. I sleep with the knife portion of my swiss knife out. In case someone does enter I don't want to waste time fumbling around with that thing. Locked and loaded. Few times I have come dangerously close to poking my own eye out while sleeping. But nothing too big.

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[–] master_voater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I like what you are saying and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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[–] pangeapedestrian ago 

i expected so much less. thank you.

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[–] GenotsKnots 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Nothing too special but I always check under my bed from the other side of my bedroom for murderers, clowns or other non welcome things.

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[–] LemonRose 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Smart move. I stash boxes under there as a security measure. I know nothing else will fit. It's best to leave them no room to hide.

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[–] GenotsKnots 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's very smart, can't believe I never thought of that myself. You just saves me 2 seconds a day, so, thank you!

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[–] 1145345? [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Clowns are just the worst. Fuck you Stephen king -.-"

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[–] LochNessMonsta 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Clowns really don't need Stephen King to make them creepy.

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I will not go out my front door unless I can feel my keys in my hand.

It's actually a pretty sensible habit to always check that I've got my keys before going out the door (and I've never locked myself out in 13 years of living alone), but I think I take it to ridiculous extremes.

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[–] airbreather02 ago 

I have a deadbolt and no locking doorknob. That way you can not lock yourself out since you have to lock your front door. I have locked myself out in the past because of this.

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[–] Ripper 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Check my shoes for spiders. That arachnophobia movie f'd my life up!

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[–] Jeez 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My shower curtains HAS to be open before i use the bathroom, could be spooky shit in there.

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[–] Lord_Of_The_Shit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've heard that some people feel the need to cover up the webcam lens before they tug one out. You know, in case someone is able to activate it somehow. I've also heard that these people need to check for hidden cameras before they can comfortably masturbate in a new place.

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