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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You wanna see my front hole?

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Go to university, all the administrators put their pronouns at the end of their emails.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Much mockery by return email. (more like in person, since I don't do email) "Are you retarded?"

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[–] hang_em_high 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow wtf. All the fags at Google etc do it on their twitter as well.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I identify as someone who already paid all their taxes. That makes me exempt, right?

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[–] Taiaha ago 

Saul said yes.

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[–] kingdomhearts123 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

i identify as an pakistani nuclear warhead and i'm just so tired of all of this. i'm just so fucking sick of this.

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[–] Kalergi ago 

Pakistan is now heavily allied with Saudi Arabia.

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[–] kingdomhearts123 ago 

I’m sure India will have its hand full when Saudi Arabia finally defeats... yemen...

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

What must be done to trigger you

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[–] SporadicSpasms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A border skirmish with India?

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[–] selpai 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You don't get to demand that everyone else refer to you with an honorific. If that were a thing, i would demand to be addressed as "your majesty".

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Unless you live in japan

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[–] selpai 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I mean, that's built into the language.

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[–] jollux 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You don't get to choose your honorific in japan. It's also only nips who get honorifics. Foreigners don't get addressed that way. Implies too much comradeship. Eh, you might get a -san if it's a vocal tic for them.

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[–] fusir 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Let's tell them we have preferred conjugates. Hands them a booklet with new conjugation forms for every verb when referring to you.

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[–] Low_Paid_Porno_Noob 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Can you make a PDF and link it.

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[–] wokeasfook 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I identify as a western preservationist and your pronouns threaten my very existence