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[–] freakspeely 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

"We're not freaks to do whatever you want..."

Unless the guy's a 6 ft+ stud with a full time job, then a fat bitch will lube up her asshole and strap on the ball gag herself. "SO LONG AS IT MAKES YOU WANT ME AND THINK I'M PRETTY ZADDDYYYYYYY!!!"

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Of course, it's acting like "settling" is somehow the fault of the other person, not the person who is doing the settling. What an entitled cunt.

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[–] Mahkol 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Me thinketh thou doth protest too much, lard ass.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You can have all the standards you want, I'll be happy to ignore them while I hit on your hot friend.

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[–] SlowResponseTime [S] ago 

haha you just reminded me of this song.

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[–] Hertz- 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it after you finish that next gallon of ice cream.