[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This assumes kids today would say Shamu by name and not just whale and would use it as an insult, but calling someone a Shamu instead of a whale is dated. That would not happen today, at least I've never heard it, and I work with kids. It smacks of a fat middle aged woman putting words in a younger person's mouth, the whole story does. I'm surprised no one came in at the end to put a "Quippy Witty Retort Queen" sash on her....maybe the community couldn't find a big enough sash.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Good lord. Is this their equivalent of 4chan's green text stories? 4chans stories are fake and exaggerated but had a great level of craft compared to this dribble.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Then Jason Momoa appeared, beat the boys senseless, gave her two hundred dollar bills and the shagging of her life.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Where is the insult, though? Unless he was black, there is no stigma or common insult around calling someone a monkey. We know he wasn't black either because a Tumblr SJW would be kissing the ground he walked if he was black. A better insult would be to say the zoo hasn't noticed Shamu escaped "because they are all as stupid as you" or something. This is a non-insult.
[–] 1Icemonkey ago
Fat assistant manager, no fuggging way!