[–] OhTheHamanatee 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Kitten
Fucking species dysmorphia. Useless greasy whale.
[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
There is so much satisfaction, from doing this in person. Meaning, if you are unlucky enough to work with an orca who lies, waiting for her to finish the story in the middle of lunch and calmly replying "none of that happened. That story is fake." Brings some of the most satisfying anger ever felt!
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sounds like you're speaking from experience
[–] racistbadger 3 points -1 points 2 points (+2|-3) ago
i dunno, my cat is pretty fucking fat. all she does is eat sleep and complain whenever nobody is paying enough attention to her. she also gets winded after about 2 minutes of activity. it sounds like a pretty accurate comparison.
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Then the seal climbed up on a rock and started clapping profusely going AR AR AR!
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are you the real cheesebooger or another imposter?
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How many have there been, and why? lol I am the real deal. I already proved it to Gabara and TheBuddha. I uploaded a song to the Friday Night Guitar Sub. It's me. You still fighting the good fight of South Africa?
[–] Gigglestick 1 point 30 points 31 points (+31|-1) ago
No, it happened.
In her head, 5 hours later, while she was eating her feelings.
[–] nobslob 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My fakometer was pegged at 12/10 for this one too. My instincts are saying it was at least a 2 liter of beetus and a family sized bag of cheetos to soothe the angry beast. I'm also sensing some corn dogs, and chips with gas station nacho "cheese".
I am the fat whisperer.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think that there were two family sized bags of Cheetos. One was consumed while driving to the gas station, one on the way back.
Incidentally, does anyone else have to suppress an eye roll when they see the current state of "family sized" food products? They're way off. These days that's snack sized for the waddlers. Family sized would barely fit in the trunk of a '59 Plymouth Fury.
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
The best part is the dumb whale admitted it was a whale.