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[–] OhTheHamanatee 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Kitten

Fucking species dysmorphia. Useless greasy whale.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

The best part is the dumb whale admitted it was a whale.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Where is the insult, though? Unless he was black, there is no stigma or common insult around calling someone a monkey. We know he wasn't black either because a Tumblr SJW would be kissing the ground he walked if he was black. A better insult would be to say the zoo hasn't noticed Shamu escaped "because they are all as stupid as you" or something. This is a non-insult.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wow, what an Epic Comeback Showdown: Shamu vs Monkeys...

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[–] dainasaur 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

“Kitten has claws”

I actually full-body shuddered. Why do female fats always do that? I’ve seen so many obeasts on FetLife wearing cat ears and claiming to be sex kittens. No. That is not for you. Fuck off forever.

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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then the seal climbed up on a rock and started clapping profusely going AR AR AR!

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you the real cheesebooger or another imposter?

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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How many have there been, and why? lol I am the real deal. I already proved it to Gabara and TheBuddha. I uploaded a song to the Friday Night Guitar Sub. It's me. You still fighting the good fight of South Africa?

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good lord. Is this their equivalent of 4chan's green text stories? 4chans stories are fake and exaggerated but had a great level of craft compared to this dribble.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago 

Pathetic

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