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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then the seal climbed up on a rock and started clapping profusely going AR AR AR!

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you the real cheesebooger or another imposter?

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[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How many have there been, and why? lol I am the real deal. I already proved it to Gabara and TheBuddha. I uploaded a song to the Friday Night Guitar Sub. It's me. You still fighting the good fight of South Africa?

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wow, what an Epic Comeback Showdown: Shamu vs Monkeys...

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Kitten

Fucking species dysmorphia. Useless greasy whale.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Where is the insult, though? Unless he was black, there is no stigma or common insult around calling someone a monkey. We know he wasn't black either because a Tumblr SJW would be kissing the ground he walked if he was black. A better insult would be to say the zoo hasn't noticed Shamu escaped "because they are all as stupid as you" or something. This is a non-insult.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Then Jason Momoa appeared, beat the boys senseless, gave her two hundred dollar bills and the shagging of her life.

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[–] Anam 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Where 'without missing a beat' actually means 15 minutes after they left.

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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This assumes kids today would say Shamu by name and not just whale and would use it as an insult, but calling someone a Shamu instead of a whale is dated. That would not happen today, at least I've never heard it, and I work with kids. It smacks of a fat middle aged woman putting words in a younger person's mouth, the whole story does. I'm surprised no one came in at the end to put a "Quippy Witty Retort Queen" sash on her....maybe the community couldn't find a big enough sash.

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[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Even if they're telling the truth, what a piss poor comeback. I just cringed myself out of orbit

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Agree, it was fucking pathetic. If true, which I doubt.

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