[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wow, what an Epic Comeback Showdown: Shamu vs Monkeys...
[–] OhTheHamanatee 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Kitten
Fucking species dysmorphia. Useless greasy whale.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Where is the insult, though? Unless he was black, there is no stigma or common insult around calling someone a monkey. We know he wasn't black either because a Tumblr SJW would be kissing the ground he walked if he was black. A better insult would be to say the zoo hasn't noticed Shamu escaped "because they are all as stupid as you" or something. This is a non-insult.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Then Jason Momoa appeared, beat the boys senseless, gave her two hundred dollar bills and the shagging of her life.
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This assumes kids today would say Shamu by name and not just whale and would use it as an insult, but calling someone a Shamu instead of a whale is dated. That would not happen today, at least I've never heard it, and I work with kids. It smacks of a fat middle aged woman putting words in a younger person's mouth, the whole story does. I'm surprised no one came in at the end to put a "Quippy Witty Retort Queen" sash on her....maybe the community couldn't find a big enough sash.
[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Even if they're telling the truth, what a piss poor comeback. I just cringed myself out of orbit
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Agree, it was fucking pathetic. If true, which I doubt.
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Then the seal climbed up on a rock and started clapping profusely going AR AR AR!
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are you the real cheesebooger or another imposter?
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How many have there been, and why? lol I am the real deal. I already proved it to Gabara and TheBuddha. I uploaded a song to the Friday Night Guitar Sub. It's me. You still fighting the good fight of South Africa?