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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

"Give me your seat at the table or you're fatphobic." They're turning into bullies more and more by the day.

What's next? "What steps have you taken to dismantle thin privilege? Have you given up your lunch money to those who are overweight?"

annnnnnnnnnnd, I thought all fatties agreed in fat unison that "overweight" was offensive because wahhh, saying someone is overweight implies there is a right weight and they are over that arbitrary number reeeee ? What happened to that? Where are the fat activists throwing rage fits? I protest their lack of uniformity on this! It's almost like they have an unclear message full of absolute bullshit.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Weight is only an arbitrary number when you're over 24 BMI, of course. It gets even more arbitrary when you score 30 BMI or higher.

Do you even science bro?

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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

sry, too busy doing sets of hand to mouth exercise reps with my workout donuts, I'm also doing some mastication exercises which like makes me pro because that's a compound workout right there.

It's sets and reps, bruh!

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What they consider "thin privilege" is pretty much hardwired into our brains. Good luck changing that you fat fucks.

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[–] bushka 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This means to not just give them a seat, but to also give up your seat for them since they need two.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

>Be thin, fat-conscious ally.

>Be sitting at table deep in thought making sure I have checked all my privilege.

>See strong, independent, plus sized goddess standing.

>Instantly recognise that I have an opportunity to dismantle thin privilege by surrendering my seat to this oppressed, marginalised victim of society.

>Feel a wave of jubilation wash through me as I rise from my seat and enact this damning, literal stand against the patriarchy.

>"Excuse me, would you like to have my seat?"

>Our eyes meet and I see confusion quickly turn to anger.

>"How dare you, you skinny piece of shit!? What do you think I am, some hopeless, crippled, old woman!? I am an athlete! I have over 300 confirmed kills I sprint marathons for breakfast and bench half a ton for lunch second breakfast! I don't need your pity! I don't want your patronage! I'm reporting you to Tumblr for your ableism and for making assumptions about someone based on their size and appearance! I'm also taking that seat and your meal in protest!"

>Realise I have been thoroughly clapped-back.

>Lower my head in defeat and apologise profusely as I retreat in capitulation.

>She can't hear me because the sounds of the chair similarly crumbling in vanquish under this fierce warrior have overpowered my voice.

>Wipe a tear from my eye in awe of the epic slayage.

>Wonder what I could have done differently to be a better ally and not trigger her with such a heinous microaggression now obvious in hindsight.

>Silly me, Anon. You are thin and that is inherent sin. You cannot win, nor can you atone, and that is the true lesson and true justice.

>Return home to my luxury apartment afforded to me by my male privilege thinly veiled as "hard work." Greet my "conventionally attractive" slave of western beauty standards girlfriend who chooses me over my dashing, plus sized gentlesir friend who has never managed a date due to all the bitches who don't respect a real man. Think about all the suffering people of size and the challenges they face daily while I live pain-free and in contentment. Wonder where it all went wrong for me.

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Did you do this

Did you write this prose

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm pretty happy with it, yeah. I could give a cookie-cutter rant about how you can never please them regardless of how devoutly you follow their demands, but this was more fun. Always happy to bring smiles.

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[–] DancingCat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That... was beautiful.

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[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bless. :')

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[–] fathatersball 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You truly are an artist.

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[–] freakspeely 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Out of all the woke-spoke they need to quit sucking up into their rolls, "a seat at the table" is the main one. That's just taking the door off the hinges for jokes.

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[–] Kalan ago 

What a ridiculous request.Give up a seat to those overweight? Why?

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[–] Captain_Faggot 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All people are healthy regardless of size.

Give up tables for overweight people because we're not the same.

Lol.