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[–] LexOrandiLexCredendi 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

Stop having premarital sex. Problem solved.

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[–] talmoridor-x 3 points 1 point (+4|-3) ago 

Enjoy your low testosterone.

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[–] LexOrandiLexCredendi 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

The generations of people who existed and got married before having sex would indicate that you are incorrect. Also those generations were considerably more manly than those living in the West these days.

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[–] ForTheUltimate 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

sex toys are cleaner

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Expecting people to have self-control? You mad man!

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[–] LexOrandiLexCredendi ago 

I know. It's almost as if it's possible to avoid lust, premarital sex, and masturbation while still leading a fulfilling life and having a large family.

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[–] Moln0014 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

If guys quit having sex with crazies, problem solved

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[–] yewotm8 3 points 1 point (+4|-3) ago 

What kind of "man" denies his woman his semen? Was she misbehaving so badly that you had to put on a condom to fuck her and then jizz in that instead of on or in her? Fucking a woman and not giving her any cum is gonna drive her insane enough to do something like this.

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lolz and spermatozoa is proven an anti depressant

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[–] ForTheUltimate ago 

tldr: there was no agreement that the deposit would be returned upon request.

The gift is given with the condition of not being used for pregnancy!

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[–] ForTheUltimate ago 

To grant a man a legal say in whether or not a woman stays pregnant and bears his and her child is effectively to give him dominion over his partner.

not being dominated = dominating

cancer

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wtf! The man has sperm from the Gods that’s impressive

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Then that means rape is gifting of sperm.

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In other words, rapists = Santa Claus...hmm

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Milkmen too!

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What would constitute valid theft of sperm?

Obviously a stranger stealing sperm from a trash can seems like a strange case to have to get lawyers involved.

I suppose the best thing a man can do is used very effective spermicide before disposal, but what would count as stolen sperm?

What if I have a legal document that says all my future sperm is owned by a specific limited liability entity, would that mean not only I not have control over it's use, but also am protected from it's illicit use?

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[–] PewterKey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There was some 4chan post about a guy putting hot sauce in his used condoms. And it had the expected result with one sperm thief. Honestly spermicide is SAFE for human contact, you don't need it to be safe for her after sex. Add some bleach or lye and that sperm is going to be dead, not to mention destroy her PH balance and might destroy her ability to get pregnant for a few days. Sperm die very easily from heat. Or just being flushed down a drain works.

As for stealing sperm. Trash theft has some interesting cases, some trash cans are "owned" trash and some are "free" trash. So a case could be made for stealing sperm from the company that owns your trash, but I doubt they care. The better case would be not throwing it out immediately, the man "owning" his used condom gives him stronger rights to the contents. What's really fucked up is that a woman raping a man and taking his sperm in that violent act is treated as having received a gift. Even in cases of statutory rape. So it might functionally be almost impossible to have sperm stolen, except for maybe a sperm bank.

Actually a woman stealing sperm from a sperm bank would be a very ugly case. She could try to sue the man or bank for child support. The bank could sue her for lost property or custody even, the sperm bank might technically be the father. There might even be a roundabout case for the bank having been "raped". Man this is a weird hypothetical. But I look forward to the court case where a large sperm bank sues a mentally ill woman into a forced abortion of the 'rape baby'.

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm so happy you put so much thought into your reply. Thank you.

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes contract your will to a 503c also go the same with your future children to keep them legally safe

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[–] Witsend 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Didn't Bill Clinton gift some sperm all over Monica Lewinsky?

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You could say she wore it with pride

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[–] matthew-- 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you get spermjacked, slip her some abortion medicine. If that fails, punch to the stomache. Anything to force a miscarriage.

A few years for assault (unborn babies don't count as murder according to the legal system), or 18 years of child support... Hmmmmmmmm

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[–] carnold03 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm laughing at the idea a user suggested contacting planned parenthood for advice.

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Here’s a shocker about PP apparently they go to schools now and teach kids “proper sex” in other words how NOT to become a parent/-quite the opposite of their stated name

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[–] carnold03 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is definitely disturbing news.

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