[–] MockingDead 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So I can just hand it out? To anyone?
[–] Chempergrill 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jesus Christ.
Flush your condoms after sex. Never trust a woman with birth control.
[–] yewotm8 3 points 1 point 4 points (+4|-3) ago
What kind of "man" denies his woman his semen? Was she misbehaving so badly that you had to put on a condom to fuck her and then jizz in that instead of on or in her? Fucking a woman and not giving her any cum is gonna drive her insane enough to do something like this.
[–] derram 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
2019-02-11 | Boyfriend takes to Reddit to beg for advice after he discovers his girlfriend stealing his sperm | Daily Mail Online
"He then begged other users for legal advice, writing: 'Is this legal at all?", "A worried man has turned to the internet for advice after discovering his girlfriend 'stealing' his sperm after sex."
'Despite being obviously morally wrong, the US legal system considers the passing of sperm during sex ‘a gift’ even if it was not intended. '
'The court decided that although it had caused him extreme emotional distress, Dr Phillips should pay child support for their five year old child. '
'The Reddit post, which gained over 12,500 upvotes, prompted other users to react with horror. '
[–] Heartdisease 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So you can get pregnant from oral sex!
[–] Native [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes it happened http://www.pravdareport.com/news/society/61665-n/
[–] matthew-- 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If you get spermjacked, slip her some abortion medicine. If that fails, punch to the stomache. Anything to force a miscarriage.
A few years for assault (unborn babies don't count as murder according to the legal system), or 18 years of child support... Hmmmmmmmm
[–] ThenThatMouth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pardon my French, but, fuck that dumb bitch.
[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Definitely don’t fuck her you will be sperm jacked