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[–] Heartdisease 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you can get pregnant from oral sex!

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] 1cd1233 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chalk it up as lesson learned. Always dispose your own condoms yourself & always be sure she swallows. Or,...you could always turn gay. Or, ask GOD what you should do, then do it.

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[–] Chempergrill 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ.

Flush your condoms after sex. Never trust a woman with birth control.

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[–] ThenThatMouth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pardon my French, but, fuck that dumb bitch.

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[–] Native [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Definitely don’t fuck her you will be sperm jacked

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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

https://archive.ph/uXyuw :

2019-02-11 | Boyfriend takes to Reddit to beg for advice after he discovers his girlfriend stealing his sperm | Daily Mail Online

"He then begged other users for legal advice, writing: 'Is this legal at all?", "A worried man has turned to the internet for advice after discovering his girlfriend 'stealing' his sperm after sex."

'Despite being obviously morally wrong, the US legal system considers the passing of sperm during sex ‘a gift’ even if it was not intended. '

'The court decided that although it had caused him extreme emotional distress, Dr Phillips should pay child support for their five year old child. '

'The Reddit post, which gained over 12,500 upvotes, prompted other users to react with horror. '


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[–] MockingDead 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So I can just hand it out? To anyone?

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[–] Native [S] ago 

Lol