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[–] MrPim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If someone says that just challenge them to a race up a single flight of stairs.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Insult them and dare them to hit you, then lead them around gently in circles till they tire themselves out. All of the fun, none of the effort (on your part).

Come to think of it, reminds me of the first encounter shown here: https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=lat4WZEC61Q

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[–] randomfuckingidiot ago 

Harambe lives!

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[–] 16734060? ago 

Look at all those poops

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[–] Splooge ago 

I'm no medical expert, but the fat looks like its got an enlarged heart.