[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Insult them and dare them to hit you, then lead them around gently in circles till they tire themselves out. All of the fun, none of the effort (on your part).
Come to think of it, reminds me of the first encounter shown here: https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=lat4WZEC61Q
[–] randomfuckingidiot ago
Harambe lives!