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[–] 16637696? 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

You have a mental illness! I hope this is not true for your sake! If this is true, your ass needs to be removed from society you sick bastard!

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[–] 16637727? [S] ago  (edited ago)

I pooped in the deep fryer about a month ago. I would stay away from the steak frites.

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[–] 16637925? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

A profiler would coin you as impotent.

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[–] 16637726? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There was a lady a couple years ago that went into a Jamba Juice and ordered a smoothie. After driving away she thought she tasted some semen in it (she had refined tastes). She had it analyzed, sure enough the dude who made it for her blew a load into it behind the wall before giving it to her. He got fired.