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[–] 16625911? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I threw a frog into a dolphin tank. Dolphin dies weeks later. Nobody ever knew.

Performed heimlich on customer saving his life.

Thanks for all the fish.

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[–] puggy ago 

ran for president and cheated, lost the election

(your friend, Hillary)

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Read this post

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[–] Gringojones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your mom. Great time but the burning hurts now.

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[–] thebearfromstartrack ago 

Like practically everybody, I've never done anything of any actual significance to the universe.