[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Is this whale trying to eclipse our sun? Looks to be the proper size.
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Shadows"?? Any normal person would consider that blotchiness to be beetus skin discoloration...akin to that dark brown ring around its neck which is (barely) visible below that panopoly of chins [shudder].
[–] Dietbeetus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Looks like Amy Slaton on a diet, makeup and all.
[–] EvilQueenII 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Shadows aren't nearly enough. This thing needs total darkness.
[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"shadows"
Nah, just the acanthosis nigricans.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Life was better when I didn't know what that was.
[–] IHeartGroot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yep, googled what "acanthosis nigricans" was and on the page of images was a crotch shot of it. Just Jaysus.
[–] Bigtop 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I can’t say I wasn’t warned by the title.