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[–] Eleutheria 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Black History Month:

1874: Africa discovers the wheel.

1894: Black guy runs university lab into the ground, gets autistically obsessed with peanuts

1960-something: Well-spoken black man in suit gets shot for something other than drugs or a turf war.

1990-something: Black man wearing absurd bandana on head gets shot in Vegas, for drugs or tuf war. Maybe.

2018: Wakanda discovered

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[–] spaceman84 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

*never actually gets around to inventing peanut butter despite years wasted developing peanut products, white people retcon nigger butter into public education

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[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hey you left out the invention of pointed sticks for hunting and mud huts for shelter.

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[–] SchwoogNite96 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"OH NOOOOOES! DA WADDAH-MELLINS! DA HOOMANATEE! OH, DA HOOMANATEE!!"

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[–] spaceman84 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sheeeeit I gots tree melons dat day FO FREE NIGGA it wuz grate day bruh