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[–] 16410321? ago 

learn to code

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[–] 16410327? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not everyone knows the difference between java and javascript.

but yeah it's funny

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[–] 16422708? ago 

these guys are like wayne and garth

Trumps world

meme it

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[–] 16413258? ago 

I remember all these guys 20 years back telling me JavaScript was a joke, Java was going to revolutionize the Internet! Yeah, applets are the bomb. I wonder if I could slip an old school applet into a page these days?

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[–] 16410335? ago 

java

I hope these globohomo journos do learn java. What a miserable language. Not only will they struggle mightily because of their lack of a mathematical background, but they will learn a language that only makes them marketable to legacy application developers / large industrial systems, which is would be far more miserable to them than working at a silicon valley startup (none of which use java).

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[–] 16410330? ago 

tfw you don't even know how to "code" spoiler tages

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[–] 16459426? ago 

node.js represent

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[–] 16410319? ago 

Would be pretty funny to see those journos try to code. Had pleasure to work with one girl after couple of js courses, struggling to perform most basic tasks.

Each time she failed, she had to beg men for help. Good old patriarchy

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[–] 16483422? ago 

I was in the thread where that image originated a few years ago. Hilarious.

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[–] 16465775? ago 

that image is missing the pwd

it should be fixed

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[–] 16422700? ago 

those thirsty betas orbiting her

Kek'd.

>>12727548

dude don't worry about how shit works

Haha you filthy casual, I'm a CS autist who is interested in how things work.

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[–] 16424818? ago 

There was a period during Terry's Portland days where he seemed relatively normal and happy despite being off his meds. It bugs me that we will never know his mental when he died. Or, how he died accident, suicide, murder

RIP

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[–] 16410314? ago 

Whatcha sliding moshe?

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[–] 16410312? ago 

LTC is effective also because its inherently from someone with decent paying job. Imbued in the message is "I have stable income, you are homeless" furthermore it strikes at the jounos inner fear that writing articles wasn't a "productive" thing to do…there is no market for "gender studies articles" in the real world…the real world needs concrete, marketable skills.

Another fun one is to tell them: "Just pick avocados"…also works for different reasons.

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[–] 16428115? ago 

At least the miners or the wielders can say that they don't know how to code because they never been to college.

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[–] 16428114? ago 

just pick avocados

is a good one

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[–] 16411246? ago 

Another fun one is to tell them: "Just pick avocados"…also works for different reasons.

I wonder why nobody's doing this one?

It looks like it'll work so perfectly, even knowing how the millennials that would become the journalists of today would be spending all their cash on Avocado toast back in the day.

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[–] 16411247? ago 

this one is too absurd, so it won't really work the same way "learn 2 code" works. People will know you're joking. At least with "learn 2 code", they have to accept that it's the same advice they've been giving out. It makes them hippocrites. Lrn 2 avocado is just asinine, and probably being pushed by shills because it's far less effective.

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[–] 16410308? ago 

My take is that programming is impossible.

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[–] 16437048? ago 

it requires high linguistic and high logical intelligence, which is indeed a somewhat rare combo. But it's got a mystique around that that isn't entirely deserved, it's like learning anything else.

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[–] 16437079? ago 

But it's got a mystique around that that isn't entirely deserved, it's like learning anything else.

I've often wondered about that mystique thing. I work in an extremely mathematical engineering field, and while many of my coworkers are better at math and smarter than I am, they all struggle with programming stuff that seems brainlet-tier child's play to me.

Even really smart, technical people have a lot of trouble grasping code, so I guess I can see why coding has this mystical aura.

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[–] 16437063? ago 

Learning anything is impossible.

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[–] 16434694? ago 

You need to have an analytic mind that is capable of abstracting real-world problems into the realm of algorithms and data types. Journalists are people-persons; their brains are the polar opposite of the programmer brain.

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[–] 16412504? ago 

It heavily depends on how your brain is structured. Some people pick up a programming language for the first time, everything is logical to them, and they can write medium-sized programs on pure instinct. That requires a certain mix of logical thinking and creativity. If you lack too much in either department, either maths or the arts would be more your thing.

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[–] 16412467? ago 

What's stopping you, anon? Lack of self-discipline? Cause that's my greatest barrier.

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[–] 16416724? ago 

That's exactly what's stopping me from studying programming. I'm so burned out with life itself from all the humiliation and rejection I had to endure throughout my entire life that I'm NEETing it out to the max and my aim is to be as much of a useless parasite as possible - and coding is a useful skill, so that goes out of the window.

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[–] 16410299? ago 

why shouldn't we just kill these people?

don't get excited, kike. You'd still first on the list

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[–] 16410298? ago 

computer programming is already a saturated job market

It wouldn't be with out H1B

of sitting at a desk with a vitamin D deficiency

You get a hell of a lot more sun in a cubical than a mine shaft

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[–] 16418844? ago 

I've worked for major video game companies, and other fortune 500 companies as a software engineer, and have been told that I have lost job opportunities because I am a white male. Its almost impossible to get a job if you are a white male in software engineering these days. I'm in the process of transitioning to working on installing turbine engines in power plants though, so thats kind of neat.

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[–] 16423531? ago 

yeah the F500 globalhomo companies are still gay for pajeets. However there are tons of small / midsized companies (regional banks, car dealerships, oil field supply, etc) that willingly hire whites

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[–] 16418849? ago 

if you learn how turbines work and are able to maintain/repair/build them, you will have an endless supply of employment. theyre used everywhere and most dont even realize it.

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[–] 16418847? ago 

That is kind of neat, how did you find that job?

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[–] 16411248? ago 

Remember when all the chinks were scared enough to consider leaving because of trump being an implicit threat to their H1B status? Fucking California is full of these still.

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[–] 16410297? ago 

/pol/ is making the death threats left wing former journos don't want to make

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[–] 16423532? ago 

I lurked cuck chan for the last few days and there were barely any death threats, a couple incitements by >1 post by this ID niggers maybe but (((they))) do that in every thread now. It was just hilarious shitposting and shill / janny mocking with tons of example code.

False flagging, they are barely reporting on the l2c meme.

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