Two people fighting on a sinking ship in the middle of an ocean with no hope of rescue
One falls off the deck as the boat lists and starts drowing
The other one laughs at them and tells them to learn to swim
Then the other one falls off and starts drowing
Bubbles of laughter from the first guy float up from under the surface of the water
followed by a gurgling "luuurrm tooo schwiiim"
I'm not saying they should get along, or work together to save themselves. I just find it pathetic and funny.
more accurate version
man born into wealth standing on sinking ship next to man who worked a trade all his life
effete lazy rich liberal man born into wealth pulls out gun and shoots blue collar man
blue collar man falls into water
effete liberal empties gun in direction of blue collar man while laughing smugly and saying "learn to swim"
sinking ship lurches as the damage blue collar man could have fixed gets worse and effete liberal is thrown overboard
Hey look, it types like a nigger and spaces like reddit, with shit macro attached.
I'm not trying to be mean here l'manjelo, but you have to contribute something, slap a warrant on that claim or get your liondodger ass back to the breadline and wait for my charity to reach you.
Don't sit your fetid ass at the table, you bring nothing to it, you cant even be combative correctly you absolute slope.
There is a shortage of extreme high end people with 20 years of experience, but that's probably true in just about every field.
Care to tell people here about the India experience scam?
Basically, for about 10-15 years STEM haven't been hiring US graduates. They waited for the Indian ones to go back to India and pick up the required "1-2 years of experience in X" working for uncle pajeet and come back and take literally all the STEM jobs.
American companies refused to hire Americans, because they refused to train them, because it was cheaper to have Indian companies provide on the job training.
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The only thing that matters for a corporate programmer slave is whether you are good at competitive programming (aka pointless programming puzzles) and can solve obscure hackerrank problems on a 10 minute timer. That's the most difficult thing you will need to learn, and also the thing you will use the absolute least except when you need to find a new programming job. Then once you've been hired you will inevitably be assigned designated database duty and nothing else.
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This nigger knows.
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The whiteboard algorithm design is an absolute bitch. Once you get hired, you're mostly writing CRUD and either plumbing things together that no one has ever documented before or installing some library in the case that they have.