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[–] 16442962? ago 

Butcher the right. Just kill them all.

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[–] 16442958? ago 

< portability doesn't matter

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[–] 16439455? ago 

What coding should I learn for comfy salary? I have a toxicology degree with experience in the lab but I'm tired of running around with a pipette

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[–] 16439460? ago 

Titrate those samples pipette monkey, someone's gotta do it

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[–] 16439440? ago 

twisting the thumb screws tbh

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[–] 16439420? ago 

The only thing that matters for a corporate programmer slave is whether you are good at competitive programming (aka pointless programming puzzles) and can solve obscure hackerrank problems on a 10 minute timer. That's the most difficult thing you will need to learn, and also the thing you will use the absolute least except when you need to find a new programming job. Then once you've been hired you will inevitably be assigned designated database duty and nothing else.

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[–] 16442943? ago 

This nigger knows.

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[–] 16442945? ago 

not using PLP

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[–] 16439433? ago 

The whiteboard algorithm design is an absolute bitch. Once you get hired, you're mostly writing CRUD and either plumbing things together that no one has ever documented before or installing some library in the case that they have.

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[–] 16437050? ago 

Two people fighting on a sinking ship in the middle of an ocean with no hope of rescue

One falls off the deck as the boat lists and starts drowing

The other one laughs at them and tells them to learn to swim

Then the other one falls off and starts drowing

Bubbles of laughter from the first guy float up from under the surface of the water

followed by a gurgling "luuurrm tooo schwiiim"

I'm not saying they should get along, or work together to save themselves. I just find it pathetic and funny.

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[–] 16501346? ago 

followed by a gurgling "luuurrm tooo schwiiim"

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[–] 16465774? ago 

more accurate version

man born into wealth standing on sinking ship next to man who worked a trade all his life

effete lazy rich liberal man born into wealth pulls out gun and shoots blue collar man

blue collar man falls into water

effete liberal empties gun in direction of blue collar man while laughing smugly and saying "learn to swim"

sinking ship lurches as the damage blue collar man could have fixed gets worse and effete liberal is thrown overboard

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[–] 16437046? ago 

I wish you non-coders could know just how bad an unimaginative pajeet developers are. One example: just copy-pasting several lines of code because they were too lazy to write a loop. Or using javascript alerts to debug json in chrome.

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[–] 16434697? ago 

Laid off Journalist here.

Already found a job with Comcast.

That coding education did you good Joe-Bob.

You rite almost as well as a semi-literate liberal

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[–] 16496620? ago 

Hey look, it types like a nigger and spaces like reddit, with shit macro attached.

I'm not trying to be mean here l'manjelo, but you have to contribute something, slap a warrant on that claim or get your liondodger ass back to the breadline and wait for my charity to reach you.

Don't sit your fetid ass at the table, you bring nothing to it, you cant even be combative correctly you absolute slope.

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[–] 16434702? ago 

Comcast hires Jews?

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[–] 16434704? ago 

we even hire goys

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