I would power an artificial sun and use that sun to power a tiny laser that I would shoot at the moon. I would then carve a huge dickbutt into it.
My trolling knows no bounds. Except when I and the Barnyard Animals trolled the Scientologists. That was a bit too much for the powers that be.
Nothing like getting your door knocked down to realize that they're always watching. Luckily a little birdy gave me 15 minutes notice so I was ready for the party van. My friends weren't so lucky but the last of them have been released.
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(Obligatory The Tick reference to Chairface Chippendale and Omnipitus)