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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

If everyone becomes fat then they'll stop reproducing, because fat people would never date other fat people.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They'll just jail the thin people for the "hate crime" of turning down a fatty. You only get parole if you agree to fuck them.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

But how will they catch thin people?

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[–] DeVera 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How are they going to catch us? You've seen them trying to walk, plus they are too busy eating to persevere at anything.

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[–] In_the_making 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We'd probably have a spike in rape victims and then violence. They'd do anything to get their way and we'd do anything for then not to get close to us. Sad, but true.

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[–] Calaman012 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I have a teenage daughter who had a sleepover for her birthday a few weeks ago. Every one of her friends that came to (except one) were headed into obesity. They ought to be in the best shape of their lives, but all I see is that they are few years out from rolly-polly land. I'm trying to teach my daughter to eat right and exercise in this environment.

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[–] Calaman012 ago 

Yea, that @#$% doesn't fly in my house. If they aren't exercising 5-6 hours a week, we have a talk about being healthy. Not that I have to worry, they are both shitlords in training. Especially the younger one.

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[–] rudik 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You mean again?

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Too late, obesity is normal. 2/3's of people are overweight or obese and there are more obese then overweight.

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[–] Persolus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, came here to say this. Sorry, OP, but obesity is already seen as normal by the overwhelming majority.

That doesn't mean we can't still make them feel like shit about it, though.

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[–] fireflydealership 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Holy shit 2/3 of people are overweight? I'm assuming this is America and not worldwide? I live in America and I do not doubt that statistic yet it scares the shit out of me. Fat is the physical marker of weakness and laziness. 2 traits that pull society back.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, in America 2/3 are overweight or obese.

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[–] hypercat ago 

Go to a bar, look around on a busy night. You will see 2/3 overweight people.

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[–] PeregrineFury 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We should've known there was a problem when they had to generate the term "Super Morbidly Obese".

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[–] BigBonesDontJiggle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It might be average but it will never be normal. The average person in a village in Sierra Leone last year may have had the Ebola Virus, but that sure as shit doesn't make having the Ebola Virus the normal state of health for a human.

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[–] Eysenor 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Normal people should just keep telling the fatties that they are fat and gross. We just need to teach our children that fat is bad and wrong no matter what. And just going out with normal people so we can keep making fun of fat people

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm sorry, but it is already "normal".

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In the US, two thirds of the population are overweight and one third is obese (NIH link - 2010 data). Your hope is already forlorn.

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[–] DeVera 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Too late. It is normal already. Just enjoy being exceptional, one of the last few beautiful people. The new fitness and healthy oligarchy.

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