[–] LegendarySock 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
If everyone becomes fat then they'll stop reproducing, because fat people would never date other fat people.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They'll just jail the thin people for the "hate crime" of turning down a fatty. You only get parole if you agree to fuck them.
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
But how will they catch thin people?
[–] In_the_making 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
We'd probably have a spike in rape victims and then violence. They'd do anything to get their way and we'd do anything for then not to get close to us. Sad, but true.
[–] Calaman012 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I have a teenage daughter who had a sleepover for her birthday a few weeks ago. Every one of her friends that came to (except one) were headed into obesity. They ought to be in the best shape of their lives, but all I see is that they are few years out from rolly-polly land. I'm trying to teach my daughter to eat right and exercise in this environment.
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[–] Calaman012 ago
Yea, that @#$% doesn't fly in my house. If they aren't exercising 5-6 hours a week, we have a talk about being healthy. Not that I have to worry, they are both shitlords in training. Especially the younger one.
[–] Pappy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Right now a lot of the extreme fats are still in their 20s and 30s. In the next 10-15 years when they start dropping at epidemic levels, there'll be a huge upswing in health and fitness crazes and they'll become the lepers they should already be. Patience will be rewarded.
I only have 2 friends who are not over weight to some extent. Oh and a friend I talk to at my local pub. The ones who are "trying to lose weight" keep trying to feed me the gross shit they think is healthy because it's "home-made". No I do not think pasta in a pot with tons of sauce and butter and sausage is appealing. I showed one of them how to make a variation on Alton Brown's perfect scrambled egg (I can't eat yolks so I just used whites) which fits one egg on 2 slices of toast and is a perfectly good meal and they just ate their pasta while I had delicious egg on toast with mustard.
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
Too late, obesity is normal. 2/3's of people are overweight or obese and there are more obese then overweight.
[–] Persolus 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, came here to say this. Sorry, OP, but obesity is already seen as normal by the overwhelming majority.
That doesn't mean we can't still make them feel like shit about it, though.
[–] fireflydealership 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Holy shit 2/3 of people are overweight? I'm assuming this is America and not worldwide? I live in America and I do not doubt that statistic yet it scares the shit out of me. Fat is the physical marker of weakness and laziness. 2 traits that pull society back.
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, in America 2/3 are overweight or obese.
[–] hypercat ago
Go to a bar, look around on a busy night. You will see 2/3 overweight people.
[–] PeregrineFury 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
We should've known there was a problem when they had to generate the term "Super Morbidly Obese".
[–] BigBonesDontJiggle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It might be average but it will never be normal. The average person in a village in Sierra Leone last year may have had the Ebola Virus, but that sure as shit doesn't make having the Ebola Virus the normal state of health for a human.