I once met this girl, a friend of a friend. My buddy and I agreed early in the evening that she was about an eight out of ten. As the evening progressed, every time she opened her mouth, something stupid fell out. She was obnoxious and had the IQ of a brick. We continually revised our ratings until she was about a three. By the end of the night, I no longer wanted to fuck her because I found her hot, I just wanted to stick my dick down her throat to shut her the fuck up. Does that count?
[–] cattarhero 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do you mean to keep her sane or me?