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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

At least they were nice enough to print their weights on their bibs so we wouldn't have to guess.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"We just ran a marathon!" No, you waddled 3.1 miles in over in an hour.

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[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

those are some fatty boombalatties

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

A 5K is a marathon, right? Never mind, I'm already eating my 6,000 calorie recovery meal.

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[–] SenatorShitBag 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Doubtful that they’ll realize a 32oz Gatorade contains more calories than they would burn on running a 5k.

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[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Isn't 5K a common race?

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[–] ConstantDrive 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

A 5K, otherwise known as every Monday, Wednesday, and most Fridays for me. What an achievement, you definitely need that recovery snack.

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[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are they walking the whole way?

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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

From what I've seen, he probably jogged the first 1.5mi, then walked the second 1.5, then jogged the final tenth mile to get cheers across the line. She likely walked 3.05mi, and lumbered the final .05mi while waving at the fats that managed to finish before her.

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[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, almost any shithead can waddle 5000 meters.

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