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[–] daskapitalist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

5k? That's a walk y'all.

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[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, almost any shithead can waddle 5000 meters.

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[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are they walking the whole way?

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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

From what I've seen, he probably jogged the first 1.5mi, then walked the second 1.5, then jogged the final tenth mile to get cheers across the line. She likely walked 3.05mi, and lumbered the final .05mi while waving at the fats that managed to finish before her.

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[–] ConstantDrive 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

A 5K, otherwise known as every Monday, Wednesday, and most Fridays for me. What an achievement, you definitely need that recovery snack.

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[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Isn't 5K a common race?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

A 5K is a marathon, right? Never mind, I'm already eating my 6,000 calorie recovery meal.

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[–] SenatorShitBag 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Doubtful that they’ll realize a 32oz Gatorade contains more calories than they would burn on running a 5k.

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[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

those are some fatty boombalatties

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"We just ran a marathon!" No, you waddled 3.1 miles in over in an hour.

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