[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, almost any shithead can waddle 5000 meters.
[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are they walking the whole way?
[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
From what I've seen, he probably jogged the first 1.5mi, then walked the second 1.5, then jogged the final tenth mile to get cheers across the line. She likely walked 3.05mi, and lumbered the final .05mi while waving at the fats that managed to finish before her.
[–] ConstantDrive 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
A 5K, otherwise known as every Monday, Wednesday, and most Fridays for me. What an achievement, you definitely need that recovery snack.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
A 5K is a marathon, right? Never mind, I'm already eating my 6,000 calorie recovery meal.
[–] SenatorShitBag 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Doubtful that they’ll realize a 32oz Gatorade contains more calories than they would burn on running a 5k.
[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
those are some fatty boombalatties
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"We just ran a marathon!" No, you waddled 3.1 miles in over in an hour.
[–] daskapitalist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
5k? That's a walk y'all.