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[–] Maskedsaturn ago  (edited ago)

Yes. Large paintings and statues of Ditka scattered around the stadium. Every game, one seat will have a Ditka bobblehead under it, legend has it that if you are lucky enough to get it you will go to Bear heaven, which is the 1985 season minus week 13 (the game that shall never be spoken of ever)

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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But only those truly righteous in their support for the bears can meet the Lord Ditka himself. As it is said "Thou shalt never shame a member of the bears even if they play bad, because not everyone can be as perfect as Ditka."

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[–] Maskedsaturn 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes. The first Pope (Walter Payton I) said as he ascended to Bear Heaven "Thy Bears may not have won thy Lombardi since '85, but Da Bears are still the best, no matter the record. For the first commandment of Bearism is 'Honor thy Halas, and all praise be to Ditka.'" Yeah. Clearly I want that Genisis Bears parody.