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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I knew I could find others who would support the Church of Ditka. Wonderful. All services take place at soldier field before the games.

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[–] Maskedsaturn ago  (edited ago)

Yes. Large paintings and statues of Ditka scattered around the stadium. Every game, one seat will have a Ditka bobblehead under it, legend has it that if you are lucky enough to get it you will go to Bear heaven, which is the 1985 season minus week 13 (the game that shall never be spoken of ever)

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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But only those truly righteous in their support for the bears can meet the Lord Ditka himself. As it is said "Thou shalt never shame a member of the bears even if they play bad, because not everyone can be as perfect as Ditka."