[–] Artofchoke 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
I lie about being allergic to cigarettes because the smoke burns my eyes, it smells like shit, the odor sticks to cloth.
Oh, and cancer.
[–] ardvarcus 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
I'm allergic to mushrooms. How do I know? A few hours after eating them, my stomach feels like it's filled with broken glass. This persists for 12 hours or so. Fun, right? For a while I denied it and kept eating mushrooms, but the pain continued to get worse each time I did it, so I finally gave them up.
[–] Crayonall9t 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It makes allergy food cheaper for those that really need it. Let the chumps eat their gluten free bread to save the world.
[–] lord_nougat ago
It's EXACTLY half. So when it's an odd number, some guy gets chopped in half to become a fraction.
[–] SIayfire122 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I wonder what it would look like if they removed "gluten allergies" from the statistics. I'm willing to bet that's where a bulk of the make believe allergies are. Don't get me wrong. Many people can't have gluten, my sister included. But I'm willing to bet good money that it has one of the highest real to fake allergy ratios.
[–] HappyMealBullshit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
So basically anytime some faggot doesn't like me eating honey roasted peanuts on a plane he just cries to the stewardess about some fake peanut allergy and then I've got to start eating shitty pretzels or something.
[–] HappyMealBullshit ago
I'm not doubting it's real. I just doubt the frequency it's presented at is legitimate.
[–] AmbrosiaGalt ago
Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the "food" the "civilized" world is forced to eat is laced with chemicals, plastics and hormones would it? It's all fake.