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[–] Seventh_Jim 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I hate these people. They cause the words allergy and dislike to be taken synonomously.

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[–] Goering 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My ears itch when I eat avocado...am I allergic?

I get headaches from macadamia nuts...Am I allergic?

I get diarrhea from cherries...am I allergic?

No, I'm not. But I say I am to simplify my denial of those foods.

Actually I've never said no to avocado, the itchiness isn't bad.

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[–] Seventh_Jim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If you start itching from eating avocado, that sounds like a histamine reaction. You're probably allergic. I'm that way with artichoke, which I also still eat on occasion. Side note: Do you get a slight electric sensation on your tongue, like licking a battery?

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[–] whisky_cat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This fits the bill and applies to more than studies. Someone I've dated was actually gluten-free for a decade, only to find out it was because she was mis-diagnosed in some official doctor's assessment.

They basically ended up saying "we got it wrong" after like 12 years of her thinking gluten was poison to her.

I knew it was bullshit because we loved grilled cheese sandwiches, but she'd say she shouldn't eat them... but guess what, if you can eat gluten and feel fine the next day, you're probably not gluten intolerant.

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[–] Crayonall9t ago 

And half of those are 33% correct

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[–] Crayonall9t 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It makes allergy food cheaper for those that really need it. Let the chumps eat their gluten free bread to save the world.

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[–] HappyMealBullshit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So basically anytime some faggot doesn't like me eating honey roasted peanuts on a plane he just cries to the stewardess about some fake peanut allergy and then I've got to start eating shitty pretzels or something.

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[–] sugamari ago 

peanut allergy is real - but in the old days we used to solve it using occams razor and darwins intervention.

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[–] HappyMealBullshit ago 

I'm not doubting it's real. I just doubt the frequency it's presented at is legitimate.

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Life is hard.

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[–] Artofchoke 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I lie about being allergic to cigarettes because the smoke burns my eyes, it smells like shit, the odor sticks to cloth.

Oh, and cancer.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I knew a guy who claimed to be allergic to cannabis. I was like you poor soul.

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[–] ardvarcus 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I'm allergic to mushrooms. How do I know? A few hours after eating them, my stomach feels like it's filled with broken glass. This persists for 12 hours or so. Fun, right? For a while I denied it and kept eating mushrooms, but the pain continued to get worse each time I did it, so I finally gave them up.

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[–] Gorillion 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

This was a psy-op to make whites think they have lactose intolerance etc, so (((they))) could stack supermarket shelves with non-white dietary staples in preparation for mass importation of Arabs and Africans without arousing suspicion.

The Milk/Dairy meme is the first clue in white awakening. It's a literal genetic red flag that your demographic is being replaced. If pure milk starts disappearing from the shelves, soon too will white faces start disappearing from the culture.

Extra Reminder: this shit started way back with the Yogurt craze. Replacing healthy nutritious (for whites) milk, with bacterial culture originated in lands where lactose-intolerance is the genetic norm. Under the guise of "good dietary health".

"Muh Healthy Gut Bacteria" = "Replace your natural ability to digest lactose with a lesser source of calcium and protein"

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[–] Seventh_Jim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Was with you until you started in on yogurt. Cultured dairy is a European hallmark. Intentional fermentation is one of the baseline technologies that separate Euros and Asians from the lesser apes.

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[–] TeddyJackson 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Milk is terrible for you. It is just sugar and hormones.

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[–] NeoGoat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

There are 3 types of people. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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[–] Bfwilley [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No there are only two types pf people those who count and liberals.

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