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[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] GimmeTheUsual 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The important cue here is "vomiting blood" -- that means its contagious. It isn't incubating and under control like the Nebraska case where someone is being treated. I'd be VERY wary of this shit. It can slip out of control pretty easily if they don't do a proper job of it.

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[–] phillyjoe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

isolation and western medicine is racist!

We need to shame them into sharing the disease!

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[–] Fullmetal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The only thing that's prevented Ebola from causing a pandemic is how sparsely populated most of Africa is. Once it gets a foothold in a major metropolitan area it's going to cause a firestorm.

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[–] captainstrange 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wait, someone in nebraska caught ebola?

And the CDC is 'sure' they got it all?

When the hell did this happen?

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[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I really hope that my aunt Barbra Spectre doesn't contract it!! haha oh what am I thinking!! She lives in a heavily guarded gated jewish community. If it gets to bad she will go to her home base in Switzerland. It is home base for elitist jews.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ebola is so 2014. I’m so sick of all these reboots. Aren’t there any original ideas anymore?

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Ebola 2: Swedenistan Boogaloo

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I liked the shrinking baby heads

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[–] ratsmack 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Zitka FTW!

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[–] captainstrange 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Airborne Plague, which some researchers now believe was the cause of the black death and not the flea transfered variety.

It's some scary shit.

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[–] 15926249? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Do child human trafficking warehouses count as malls?

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[–] Rawrination ago 

Malls or low rent McDonald's Play Place... depending on which side of the cage you find yourself.

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[–] Narfi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"shot in malls"? don't you mean steal from them?

edit: just realized my spelling mistake, but fuck it, it's equally valid

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[–] Blizzardpants 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"shot in malls" seems equally accurate considering the penchant for violence

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[–] MikeyMo123 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ebola is one of those "good guy" diseases. High fatality rate, easy to notice, kills infected relatively quickly. Good guy.

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[–] matthew-- 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ebola is like playing plague inc. for the first time, and immediately researching the lethal shit before allowing it to spread.

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[–] Crayonall9t 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The test came back. Confirmed NOT ebola. Report just came out.

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[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

So Marburg or Lassa then. Not really an improvement over Ebola.

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[–] dawnbandit1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lassa is treatable with antivirals and not nearly as deadly. Meanwhile Marburg is a Filovirus like Ebola.

EDIT: Turns out it's not Marburg either, in fact they don't know what it is. Source

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[–] Acerphoon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, sweden has Ebola and is the rape capital of europe and some terror attacks. - But on the plus side, Sweden is very diverse!

Haha, checkmate bigots. Guess you can't argue against this obvious advantage.

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[–] edistojim 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lay down with dogs you get fleas. In this case sand niggers and regular niggers.

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