[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] i_scream_trucks 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
How do you circumcised a Redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Well there's at least one fucking Redneck hanging around here...
[–] sweatingbullets ago
I'll only get my nipples sliced off if I can have them sewn onto my forehead. that would be fun.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have a pierced nipple. Does that count?
[–] Hockey_Sweater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agreed. Only girls have breasts. If we're ever going to become a race of Nazi robots that destroy Zion like in the movie, 'The Matrix,' this will be an important first step.
[–] totes_magotes ago
I said no such thing.
[–] heygeorge [S] ago
Yeah, that’s why I didn’t ping you in OP.
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Every time you ping me, an angel gets his wings.