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[–] zen_music ago 

"There's two ways to do everything. Perfect, and not good enough."

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[–] Icarus2 ago 

My grandmother used to say that she'd pulled a boner when she was talking about a mistake she made. It made me cringe every time.

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[–] guc 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Never trust a fart, never waste a boner"... gramps was a wise man.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some sayings that translate in a weird way from Spanish:

"I was just checking the temperature of the tamales" is a way of saying "I was just testing you".

This one seems less common but one family member says that "the tortilla has turned" meaning something similar to "the tables have turned"

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[–] CMoore ago 

"Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house"

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[–] wafflesid 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Never leave your wallet out where the hooker can see it." - grandma

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[–] BlackBetty ago 

OMG. I'm stealing that. I'll use any excuse I can get to say the word "hooker".

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[–] Guide 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you forgot what you were saying around my late Granny she would say;

"It must have been a lie!"

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite one was "It takes ten 'ata boys' to equal one 'aw shit' "

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