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[–] GeorgePBurdell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When the sun is out and it rains: "The devil is beating his wife behind the kitchen door." but with a thick southern accent.

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[–] Feeds_On_Vegans 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've got an interesting family, but here are the top 3 that I can think of at the moment.

  • My great grandmother on nudity: "If they haven't seen it before they won't know what it is, and if they have it's nothing new."
  • My steps mom's dad: "Jumped up, gerry-eyed Jeeesus CHRIST!" His favorite curse. Not sure why I always loved that one, but it's just got such a ring to it.
  • My embittered father after his first divorce: "If it flies, floats or fucks rent it, it's cheaper." As a divorced man who has spent the majority of his life dealing with boats, helicopters and fixed wing aircraft, I find this increasingly hard to refute.

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[–] Guide 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you forgot what you were saying around my late Granny she would say;

"It must have been a lie!"

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[–] Gaud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Go fluffle up a gumtree."

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[–] armday2day 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some sayings that translate in a weird way from Spanish:

"I was just checking the temperature of the tamales" is a way of saying "I was just testing you".

This one seems less common but one family member says that "the tortilla has turned" meaning something similar to "the tables have turned"

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite one was "It takes ten 'ata boys' to equal one 'aw shit' "

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[–] zen_music ago 

"There's two ways to do everything. Perfect, and not good enough."

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[–] Greysage 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If my grandpa wanted me to get out of his way he'd say "You need to shit or get off the pot". I still use it to this day.

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