[–] individualin1984 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My favorite one was "It takes ten 'ata boys' to equal one 'aw shit' "
[–] TalkingAnimal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Who are you? I don't like it here."
[–] Feeds_On_Vegans ago
Must be a local adaptation here. In Canada I've always heard, "Walk 5 miles to school, uphill both ways in 3 ft of snow."
My grandmother said something was "elite" the other day. Did not know how to respond.
[–] BunyipMoan ago
No matter where you are, no matter who you be, always let your fart fly free
My grandmother used to say that she'd pulled a boner when she was talking about a mistake she made. It made me cringe every time.
[–] biggyboppy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whenever my grandma gives us grandkids money she always says "Don't spend it or lose it but have a good time." I have never known what it means but it has an amazing rhythm to it.