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[–] biggyboppy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Whenever my grandma gives us grandkids money she always says "Don't spend it or lose it but have a good time." I have never known what it means but it has an amazing rhythm to it.

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite one was "It takes ten 'ata boys' to equal one 'aw shit' "

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[–] TalkingAnimal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Who are you? I don't like it here."

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[–] im_philbo ago 

It's cold and there are wolves chasing Me.

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[–] Kaysic ago 

"I used to walk eight miles to school, uphill both ways, into the wind, every day."

Relevant only if it will forever be the standard "You kids have it easy these days" dad complaint.

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[–] Feeds_On_Vegans ago 

Must be a local adaptation here. In Canada I've always heard, "Walk 5 miles to school, uphill both ways in 3 ft of snow."

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[–] Kaysic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My dad uses snow, but I know it's a circumstantial element of the expression so I omitted it.

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[–] eliminatorboatduel ago 

My grandmother said something was "elite" the other day. Did not know how to respond.

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[–] BunyipMoan ago 

No matter where you are, no matter who you be, always let your fart fly free

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[–] zen_music ago 

"There's two ways to do everything. Perfect, and not good enough."

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[–] Icarus2 ago 

My grandmother used to say that she'd pulled a boner when she was talking about a mistake she made. It made me cringe every time.

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